Are you kidding? No. They’re f**king awesome. We’ve been using a variation of this water pipe for over 20 years, it's simply the most reliable, consistent, easy to use water pipe on the market for the price.

Yes, in fact these water pipes are not cheap thin glass, but scientific grade, 100% recyclable glass. It's made to feel good in your hand, not on social media.

There’s nothing worse than getting noticed by your mom as you pull up to your local head shop. Awkward conversations like that never happens to our Members. We keep them away from the public eyes in our discrete mailings and clean products. Plus, unlike the head shop, you don't look like a criminal carring a suspicous bag back to your car. And oh yeah, our prices are way better.

Nope. We don’t like fees any more than you do. You only have to pay for the stuff we ship you, that's it.

Occasional User ? Not a problem. You can get water pipes delivered every month, every other month, or even 3-4 months. Plus, you can always skip a month or pause deliveries for up to 3 months.